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This book presents the lighter side of Prophet Muhammads life. It tells jokes surrounding his life and his companions. Table of ContentsI. The Last Man to Go to ParadiseII. Old Lady Wont Go to HeavenIII. Nuaiman and a Blind ManIV. Who Want to Buy This Slave V. The Luckiest Man in the WorldVI. Muhammad and a PastorVII. God is Amazed at What Youve Done Last NightVIII. Nuaiman and Slave BuyerIX. Nuaiman and A Honey SellerX. Nuaiman and a CamelXI. Whos the Most Hungry XII. Baby CamelXIII. If You Die First, I Will... XIV. Were Even Now! XV. White Part of the EyesXVI. When Satan VomitsXVII. Who Eats the Most Dates XVIII. I Know When Youre Angry At MeXIX. God, Please Forgive Me, But I Have to Eat YouXX. I Am Your BrotherXXI. The Last Man to Come Out of HellReferenceAccording to Islamic tradition, Prophet Muhammad was always smiling. One of his companions Abd Allah ibn Harits said, I have never seen anyone who smiled as much as the Prophet. Aisyah, the Prophets youngest wife, said, The Prophet was the most caring and the most generous of people. He was just like any other man, except that he was always smiling and laughing." She also said that the Prophet used to repair his own sandals, sew his own clothes and did house works.The Prophet said, Your smile to your brothers is an act of charity. In other hadith, he said, Your smile to your brothers is a good deed. "Old Lady Won't Go to Heaven"An old lady (Shafiyah, an aged aunt of the Prophet, according to one of the hadiths) asked the Prophet, O Messenger of God, please pray for me that I may go to the paradise.The Prophet smiled and answered, Oh, Im sorry Maam. But there is no old lady in heaven.The old lady cried and went away upon hearing his answer. The Prophet then asked someone to go after her. Tell the old lady that she wont go to paradise as an old lady. (God will make her young again and beautiful). He then quoted the verses 35-37 of al-Waqiah (The Day of Judgment): Indeed, We created them (female inhabitants in Paradise) of a novel creation. And made all of them virgins.Loving their husbands and of equal age, fluent, and sweet of tongue.Notes: According to Islamic faith, men and women who enter the paradise will become young again and have a perfect appearance regardless of what they look like in the past. When did all the comedians become sanctimonious If you turn on the television to get a laugh you'll probably find yourself getting scolded by a self-righteous prophet of liberal pieties instead writes Michael Jensen Michael Savage I cant find a way to email or DM Mr Savage but I got this today Bryan Zins is the man who would know This you can source and pass along My former Gunny at Christianity Becomes an African Religion Islam Overtakes Christianity Becomes an African Religion Islam Overtakes Christianity and Other Upcoming Changes George Bernard Shaw - Wikiquote A review of the works and ideas of Henrik Ibsen I have never admitted the right of an elderly author to alter the work of a young author even when the young author Comment Of The Day: Alonso's Chief Weapons Are Edition Fernando Alonso killed some birds but also had a really good practice run in his shiny new IndyCar today But he also brought something nobody expects Walt Whitman: Song of Myself - DayPoems The DayPoems Poetry Collection Timothy Bovee editor daypoemsnet Click on the bonsai for the next poem DayPoems Forum Click to submit poems to DayPoems Last of the Furriers - Narratively Human Stories Jerry Sorbara in his Koreatown workshop Jerry pulls out his smartphone and taps on the screen to bring up a picture of a blond Texan in a purple satin jacket and The End of God?: A Horizon Guide to Science and Religion As the Pope ends his visit to Britain historian Dr Thomas Dixon delves into the BBC's archive to explore the troubled relationship between religion and science From Silicon Valley Cant Stop Puking Money All Over Soylent Soylent a substance is about to be everywhere A team of queasy venture capitalists just invested $50 million into the company This despite the fact that Soylent Dr Don's Quotes - Don Huntington's Website Dr Don's Collection of Wise Wonderful and Witty Quotes Something is living us (Byron Katie) Every burden bears a gift every challenge brings a treasure and
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